Ok for step 1 for Crème Brule for DUMMIES. Make sure you have all the ingredients in front of you. This is going to be the easiest way, read and watch the little picture display above, or two the side. And dummies isn't literal.

Step 2. Take 16 Oz's of Chocolate Wafers and break them down to crumbs.

Step 3. Mix with up to 6 Tbl sp. of butter

Step 4. Mix thoroughly so just evenly coated and loose.

Step 5. Form in your spring form pan, then lightly spray Crisco.

HINT : Mix all the rest in a bowl and "beat creamy smooth" like???

Step 7. Crack the 3 eggs in to a large bowl.

Step 8. Add the 1 Tsp. of  Vanilla extract in to same bowl.

(DAM, and listening to some amazing Sandra Collins. She is ripping  it up 52 minutes into her live set on Radio 1, Playing the Legendary Essential Mix , and its just blowing me away) Listen here to Radio 1 Weekly Essential. (Requires Real Player) Free Download

             BACK TO THE RECIPE HUH !

Step 9. Pour your 1 1/2 cups of sugar into the bowl with the eggs

Step 10. Mix the 3 Pkgs of Cream Cheese in the bowl with the other  ingredients.

Step 11. REFER TO HINT ABOVE...... UH HELLO.

Step 12. Once all mixed "Creamy Smooth" so smooth, you could....uhhhh follow step 13.

Step 13. Pour into your prepared spring form, and let bake 55 minutes on 375' degrees at least, there is no prefect time but generally a good hour plus up to and hour in half this cheesecake will more often then not drop in the center. But makes a perfect area for jammed fruits...

Step 13. Once cheesecake is done, let sit overnight to cool, and top it off in the morning. Or do "her plain" this was great with coffee ice cream which sorry to say is not displayed for your "cheesecake voyeurism fetishes." 

Step 14. PIG OUT

3 Eggs  

3 8oz pkg's of Philadelphia cream cheese

1 1/2 Cups of Sugar

6  tbl sp. of butter

16 oz Chocolate wafers

1 tsp Vanilla extract

4 oz Crème Brule Coffee to mix with batter (make 2 cups if u cant figure this out

   Ok I was really bored and wanted to be creative, so there I was. I made a Blueberry Cheesecake webpage. Hmmm............. My cheesecake salute. This time around "Crème Brule". Maybe next time Amaretto or Banana Split cheesecake. If you search the internet you will find a ton of great cheesecake creations, including many bloggers with cheesecake master pieces. Ok stop! I know what your thinking....First The Presidential National Conventions and now the cheesecake world. I said no frikin' way man. Is this stuff just the greatest or is it just me? Maybe its some sort of global hysteria? Well, nope. The world just love's  cheesecake, and since I love it just as much, this is some sort of yummy tribute,    plus wanted to do a funny webpage and figured I would share my  recipe's as I create. Plus I had this "crazy idea"

" Once upon a time in my own lil world I would open up my own cheesecake

store, locally at first, maybe even try it online with gourmet

cheesecakes. Ha your laughing at me right?

Ha right back at ya! Do you know how

much a gourmet cheesecake goes for online? There up there in price, let me tell ya. Do you know how much it costs to make ? I didn't think so.

Where going to explore that and many other exciting

things in this edition of of my blogs. LMAO. "Its a joke" now........